Tv Show Geek Pillows

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

Dalek putting out the empties...

A Fairytale Update

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Early Colour TV

"The Eggsorcist"

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

The band.

Luke Sleepwalker...

"Yeah! It was GREAT teaming up with Catwoman. I just wish she didn't sleep for 18 hours a day..."

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

"And here are today's categories...."

More Pardons

The next damn Batman.

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

'Yea, I give away the fire. I make my money on insurance.'

Flute-a-licious.

Orchestra

Thanks for being such a fabulous desk partner!

'Anything good on tonight?'

'These drinks have been watered down.'

Lady practising the clarinet.

Rock gods.

"Clare, I just can't reed you sometimes."