Tv Show Geek Pillows

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

Dalek putting out the empties...

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

A Fairytale Update

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Early Colour TV

"The Eggsorcist"

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

The band.

Luke Sleepwalker...

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

Young Elvis

"Yeah! It was GREAT teaming up with Catwoman. I just wish she didn't sleep for 18 hours a day..."

More Pardons

The next damn Batman.

"And here are today's categories...."

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

'Yea, I give away the fire. I make my money on insurance.'

Sofia Vergara

Flute-a-licious.

Thanks for being such a fabulous desk partner!

Orchestra

'These drinks have been watered down.'

'The Phantom Menace' 'The Extremely Tangible Menace'

'Anything good on tonight?'

Lady practising the clarinet.

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'