Tv Programming Geek Pillows

'Due to network constraints, our 5 year mission has been reduced to 13 weeks, with a possible renewal.'

'There's nothing on.'

Early Colour TV

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

Waiting For Superman

'This has been a Chris Wallace special report -- we now switch you back to Mike Wallace....'

"Mom said I can't watch TV until you finish my homework."

'Anything good on tonight?'

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

It's academic

"For tonight's lecture I'm going to stick to the program. I have to. I'm a robot."

Football Fan.

'With programed trading, the computer's in the driver's seat. My Money is just along for the ride!'

Box sets: Brexit - All the TV debates plus analysis!"

'I hear they're going to cable.'

'On tonight's news: Katie Couric interviews Katie Couric.'

"Has it been in your family long?"

"The bad news is you're looking at 25 to life. . . the good news is it's given me a great idea for a new docuseries."

'Look at the size of this gas bill - you'll have to get rid of some of those celebrity chefs!!'

'My guests today on 'Wall Street Week' are all bulls.'

"Please! I am neither teen-age, mutant, nor Ninja."

'And who are your chosen subjects?'

'Get real! Reality is, Reality sells'

"They're called leftovers, not 'reruns'."