Tv Programming Geek Prints

'Due to network constraints, our 5 year mission has been reduced to 13 weeks, with a possible renewal.'

'There's nothing on.'

Early Colour TV

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

Leonard Nimoy

Waiting For Superman

'This has been a Chris Wallace special report -- we now switch you back to Mike Wallace....'

'Anything good on tonight?'

"Mom said I can't watch TV until you finish my homework."

It's academic

'There's a Mr. Oliver to see you. Says he can save the world.'

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

Vannamania

"For tonight's lecture I'm going to stick to the program. I have to. I'm a robot."

Football Fan.

Box sets: Brexit - All the TV debates plus analysis!"

'I hear they're going to cable.'

TV Zoo Trivia

'On tonight's news: Katie Couric interviews Katie Couric.'

'With programed trading, the computer's in the driver's seat. My Money is just along for the ride!'

"Has it been in your family long?"

'The fool couldn't find anything wrong-obviously doesn't watch 'Casualty'.

"The bad news is you're looking at 25 to life. . . the good news is it's given me a great idea for a new docuseries."

'My guests today on 'Wall Street Week' are all bulls.'

'Look at the size of this gas bill - you'll have to get rid of some of those celebrity chefs!!'

"Says here that, since Coronation Street started, there have been 86 weddings and 124 deaths."

"Please! I am neither teen-age, mutant, nor Ninja."

Natalie Dormer

'And who are your chosen subjects?'

'Get real! Reality is, Reality sells'