Tv Guide Geek Pillows

'Anything good on tonight?'

Television Readers.

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'There's nothing on.'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Early Colour TV

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

Homo Zapiens

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

Tunnel of TV

"If I were you, I wouldn't change the channel!"

'It's funny really - when your father's home he hardly ever says a word!'

'You should know better than to switch channels during a Garfield special.'

"What would you like to watch again?"

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"We need to walk."

7 Dwarves of Fatherhood

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

'I know that other kids manage on ?5 pocket money - but their parents don't charge them to watch any television programme their parents don't happen to approve off!'

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

"China now says it will withdraw its opposition to the missile-defense shield if the F.B.I. builds it."

"I've appeared in Eastenders."

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

Luke Sleepwalker...