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T.V. Guide

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

'There's nothing on.'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Dancing with the Star Wars

"Spoiler alert."

"What would you like to watch again?"

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

'If social security were privatized, the administration also suggested a name change to 'Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld holdings inc.''

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

America's funniest investment scams

'He's in training for the Olympics'

How to get on talk shows by promoting your new book

"'60 Minutes' is on."

Wall mountable TVs.

"Since you ask, when I'm through here I go home and listen to a bunch of mindless crap on TV."

A Woman Holds Up a TV Guide.

"I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I neglected to talk over you."