Reading Tv Guides Pillows

A Woman Holds Up a TV Guide.

Flyfishing for dummies.

'There's nothing on.'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"What would you like to watch again?"

'Anything good on tonight?'

I advertised in What Cow!

'About this obscene material found in your desk.'

News and Magazines. Politics News. Presidential candidates are launching their campaigns earlier than ever. They must think the early bird gets the term!

"I'll have a vole, please Carol"

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

Royal Pic Photoshop

"Shouldn't have bought a touch-screen TV."

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

bitter lemon...

TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.

'Best guide I ever had.'

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

Invasion of Privacy

"Ugh... Jerry Saltz is totally junking up my feed again."

"Let's just say that, from here on in, parental guidance is advised for this whole darn network."

'According to the travel guide this is supposed to be where an attractive Greek maiden sits selling flowers.'

Sons Of Recumbency

The Fashions for the Coming Season

'Your entire library consists of nothing but TV Guides bound in Corinthian leather?'

School children looking at different careers from magazine covers, each involving celebrity status.

Recycling centre - newspapers,magazines,unfinished sudokus.

'It's probably a hormonal thing.'

'Dear Abby: I continually find myself asking for advice from complete strangers. Please help.'

Magazine says 'TV: Includes all digital, cable and satellite listings.' Man says: I've just finished reading the TV guide and it's time for bed.'

'Question number one: Does your wife ask you questions from women's magazines?'

'Let's turn the TV off, I fancy some escapism.'

"Be honest, are you seeing someone else, or did you get that from 'Men's Health'?"

'Connect insert A, B, and C into slots D, E, and F. Tighten using assembly tool G. What in the H are they talking about?'

Why are the only doctors with current magazines eye doctors?