Reading Tv Guides Gifts

A Woman Holds Up a TV Guide.

'There's nothing on.'

Flyfishing for dummies.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"What would you like to watch again?"

'Anything good on tonight?'

'About this obscene material found in your desk.'

I advertised in What Cow!

"I'll have a vole, please Carol"

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

bitter lemon...

"Shouldn't have bought a touch-screen TV."

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

Royal Pic Photoshop

TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.

Invasion of Privacy

'Best guide I ever had.'

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

Sons Of Recumbency

The Fashions for the Coming Season

'According to the travel guide this is supposed to be where an attractive Greek maiden sits selling flowers.'

"Let's just say that, from here on in, parental guidance is advised for this whole darn network."

'Your entire library consists of nothing but TV Guides bound in Corinthian leather?'

School children looking at different careers from magazine covers, each involving celebrity status.

Recycling centre - newspapers,magazines,unfinished sudokus.

'It's probably a hormonal thing.'

'Dear Abby: I continually find myself asking for advice from complete strangers. Please help.'

"Be honest, are you seeing someone else, or did you get that from 'Men's Health'?"

'Question number one: Does your wife ask you questions from women's magazines?'

Magazine says 'TV: Includes all digital, cable and satellite listings.' Man says: I've just finished reading the TV guide and it's time for bed.'

'Let's turn the TV off, I fancy some escapism.'

'Connect insert A, B, and C into slots D, E, and F. Tighten using assembly tool G. What in the H are they talking about?'

Why are the only doctors with current magazines eye doctors?