Tv Guide Collector Gifts

TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.

'Your entire library consists of nothing but TV Guides bound in Corinthian leather?'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'There's nothing on.'

Flyfishing for dummies.

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"What would you like to watch again?"

Barry Norman

'You're looking in the wrong section.'

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

"God, I love this show!"

A Woman Holds Up a TV Guide.

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

'Anything good on tonight?'

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

Customer to TV repair man - "Thank god you got here. I was beginning to wander around."

Tour of Cathedrals.

"Let's just say that, from here on in, parental guidance is advised for this whole darn network."

'Ooops - here it says 'FIRST cross the desert, THEN eat your camel'...'

Safety Guide.

How to make every minute count.

How to Read a Book

'That Energizer Bunny has gone too far this time! -- interrupting a pantyhose commercial!'

The only high definition in Ernie's house is in the dictionary on the top shelf.

"So what'll it be, dentists on ice, or extreme cabinet making?"

'Coitus Interruptus 6 page pull out guide'

Field Guide to the Birds of Cheshire...

'And now, a list of today's professional athlete felony assaults....'

'Must be a misprint - we're not watching a banned play!'

T.V. Guide

"Good heavens! There's not a single documentary about World War 2!"

"He used to be much more adventurous..."