Tv Guide Junkie Prints

T.V. Guide

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

University Soapflakes

'There's nothing on.'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

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"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Dancing with the Star Wars

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Spoiler alert."

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"What would you like to watch again?"

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Mog The Week

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

Frank and Ernie's Poetry Corner. Robert Frost. TV Guide. I think I'll watch some late-night comedy

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

'If social security were privatized, the administration also suggested a name change to 'Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld holdings inc.''

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

America's funniest investment scams

How to get on talk shows by promoting your new book

'He's in training for the Olympics'

"'60 Minutes' is on."

Wall mountable TVs.

"Since you ask, when I'm through here I go home and listen to a bunch of mindless crap on TV."

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

"I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I neglected to talk over you."

A Woman Holds Up a TV Guide.