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Computer technicians with too little training.

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

'Mom, I need a push.'

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

AI Summit

Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.

"Our records show that you unsubscribed to our company's e-newsletter. We need to have a little talk."

'By putting all our data into code, our competitors can't read it, our unathorized personnel can't read it, and I'm afraid, neither can we.'

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

Virtual Lap Dancing

"What - the customer complaints come in nonstop and the software doesn't work? Pheew... I'm relieved. I feared that something unusual happened today."

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

Personnel. You did high-tech work in this railroad job? It was a part-time position --- I was a semi-conductor.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'You are not haunted by the voices of the dead - You are tuned to four extra.'

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

STRIP Hambone: Using Tippex on a monitor

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

"No, it isn't a mobile. It's my pipe."

STRIP Hambone: 'Can't you programme this thing to laugh at my jokes?'

Instead of that CD, how about feeding me a nice bagel for a change?