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'Sorry, I've gotta take this...'

STRIP Hambone: Using Tippex on a monitor

'The campfire's down and I can't send any messages. Call IT.'

"That's some big data!"

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

Entering silicon valley, speed limit: 110111

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

'He's browsing in privacy mode.'

'By putting all our data into code, our competitors can't read it, our unathorized personnel can't read it, and I'm afraid, neither can we.'

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

New Year's Resolution.

"Arggh!! I've put a disc out!"

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

"Watch out, it could be a virus."

Can of spam 'free with every internet package.'

No blockchain questions

'I'm worried about him. He's becoming emotionaly involved with the vacuum cleaner.'

Toast

"Before we start the surgery, do you have any metallic devices?"

"I'm keeping count of how many robocalls I get. What's sad is I only started today."

'It's a 'Universal' remote. Watch me change the channel on some guy in New Jersey.'

'My GPS has always wanted to visit here.'

"We programmed it to behave exactly like a human... it never stops complaining."

"Mine has a terrible battery life."

STRIP Hambone: 'Can't you programme this thing to laugh at my jokes?'

"Where's the mouse?!?"

"No, it isn't a mobile. It's my pipe."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

Your New Password: Haveaniceday!

Made obsolete by miniaturization.

"I'm going off the grid. That's a phone withdrawal symptom."

"I don't think using a drug-sniffing dog to sniff out computer viruses is the way to go. I would invest in some antivirus software."

"Is the lighthouse fully automated?"

"You're my technology manager, come up with a way to delete more employees."