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'Sorry, I've gotta take this...'

STRIP Hambone: Using Tippex on a monitor

'The campfire's down and I can't send any messages. Call IT.'

"That's some big data!"

"Our records show that you unsubscribed to our company's e-newsletter. We need to have a little talk."

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

Entering silicon valley, speed limit: 110111

'By putting all our data into code, our competitors can't read it, our unathorized personnel can't read it, and I'm afraid, neither can we.'

'He's browsing in privacy mode.'

New Year's Resolution.

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"Watch out, it could be a virus."

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

"Arggh!! I've put a disc out!"

Can of spam 'free with every internet package.'

"I'm keeping count of how many robocalls I get. What's sad is I only started today."

'It's a 'Universal' remote. Watch me change the channel on some guy in New Jersey.'

"Before we start the surgery, do you have any metallic devices?"

'I'm a pharmacist, and I still can't read this CAPTCHAs.'

Toast

'I'm worried about him. He's becoming emotionaly involved with the vacuum cleaner.'

No blockchain questions

Made obsolete by miniaturization.

'My GPS has always wanted to visit here.'

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"I'm going off the grid. That's a phone withdrawal symptom."

"No, it isn't a mobile. It's my pipe."

Your New Password: Haveaniceday!

"Where's the mouse?!?"

STRIP Hambone: 'Can't you programme this thing to laugh at my jokes?'

"Mine has a terrible battery life."

"We programmed it to behave exactly like a human... it never stops complaining."

Through a bizarre series of wiring mistakes at the assembly plant, Frank's new computer came equipped with a Paradigm Shift Key.