Sci-fi Comedy Geek Prints

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Take me to your Larder!"

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Epic Battles

"They look like pickles."

Science fiction fans on other planets

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

"Underweird bras."

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

'Yea, I give away the fire. I make my money on insurance.'

"We'd love to stay longer, but we have to go. Give this to the tabloid press. It explains everything!"

"Sorry about all the talk of annihilation - that was just Keith getting carried away."

Tokyo City Limits

'All right, buddy -- hand over all of Earth's flubber and nobody gets hurt!'

If aliens' first contact is with a dad...