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"I must say this planet is having an odd effect on our astronauts."

'Check it out, Walter... hunter-on-a-stick!'

"What do you mean you don't like Star Wars?"

Occu-Pie Mars

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"We've made great progress!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Alien David statue

"Meet the author"

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."