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Alien in Science Fiction Section

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Robotic Man

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"You left this on our ship."

Ascent of Machine.

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Alien Snowmen

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

Alien Assumption

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'