Satirical Sensei Pillows

"One of you will unfriend me."

'Excuse me young man, you are sleeping on a very rare collectible.'

Think Outside The Box: Sure - but just not outside my pay grade - okay?

"In my opinion we should lift the lockdown now... before the pandemic is over."

British savings accounts

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Even more of what people say (and what they really mean)

Illogic Tree

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

Justice

The 11th Commandment

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

Manspreading in Art

How To Cut The Defense Budget

God finger

"I'm going to use Aversion Therapy. Get better or pay me $300 an hour."

VACCINATION REFUSAL

"The boss says he has an open door policy."

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

'Your honor, my client only broke into the museum because he had an art attack.'

"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready."

Apocalipsis

'Yes, they've kept it pretty close to the book.'

Just what were you doing in Georgia anyways Hmmm Isn't it true that you were lookin' for a soul to steal Your confession states that you were in a bind cause you were way behind, Care to elaborate, Mr, Seacrest I mean, Lucifer,,

To err is human, to forgive is not company policy.

'Mr Slickovitz will now brief you on corporate creole!'