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"What if global warming is real?"

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

'Not that slowly back...'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

"Remedial Karate"

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

Jules Henri Poincare

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

Bicycle Pie Chart

"Dr. Sykes is our expert in anti-matter."

"you want to get out a bit more you do"

Scientist looking down a microscope is being looked down a microscope by god.

'If you think they're confused now, just wait till they start digging up dinosaur bones!'

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

"We've replaced the old look with a new look to get a better outlook."

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

"What we originally thought was a space-time wormhole, turned out to be a close-up of a 3/8 inch machine bolt."

Origin of Species - "This is hard to swallow."

'Oh, thunderation! Now everyone will want one and every little, rinky dink nation on earth will claim the inalienable right to own one. And the Chinese will pirate it and flood the market . . .'

Evolution of the PED X-Ing sign.

"Do you think we should have the barometer extended?"

"That'll be another 50c for my retirement fund."

I can't fathom oceanography.

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Max Planck

Alien in Science Fiction Section

The Seam Reaper