Sentence Sensei Pillows

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Hi-yah!"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Remedial Karate"

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

VACCINATION REFUSAL

"Dr. Sykes is our expert in anti-matter."

"you want to get out a bit more you do"

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

"We've replaced the old look with a new look to get a better outlook."

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

Conference Bingo

"What if global warming is real?"

Sign on the door at Karate School.

"That'll be another 50c for my retirement fund."

Alien in Science Fiction Section

Teaching dog to fetch slippers.

Martial arts man breaks chair when sitting down.

"Ten, night, eight, seven. . . ."

"Actually, no, Sue—four is not a great age."

The Seam Reaper

"No, I paid the electric bill."

'When you can grab the pebble from my hand, then you will be ready.'

"One of you will unfriend me."

"I'm writing an inverted sentence like you told me. That's what I'm doing."

Think Outside The Box: Sure - but just not outside my pay grade - okay?

"In my opinion we should lift the lockdown now... before the pandemic is over."

'Excuse me young man, you are sleeping on a very rare collectible.'