Sentence Sensei T-Shirts

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Hi-yah!"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Remedial Karate"

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

VACCINATION REFUSAL

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

"Dr. Sykes is our expert in anti-matter."

"you want to get out a bit more you do"

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

You say steam, water and snow are all the same thing? Chemistry. Yep -- They're "ice-otopes".

"We've replaced the old look with a new look to get a better outlook."

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

Conference Bingo

"What if global warming is real?"

Sign on the door at Karate School.

"That'll be another 50c for my retirement fund."

Alien in Science Fiction Section

Teaching dog to fetch slippers.

Martial arts man breaks chair when sitting down.

"Ten, night, eight, seven. . . ."

"Actually, no, Sue—four is not a great age."

The Seam Reaper

"No, I paid the electric bill."

'When you can grab the pebble from my hand, then you will be ready.'

"One of you will unfriend me."

"I'm writing an inverted sentence like you told me. That's what I'm doing."

"This call may be recorded, set to music, and released on our own label, where we retain all rights. How can I help you today?"

Think Outside The Box: Sure - but just not outside my pay grade - okay?

"In my opinion we should lift the lockdown now... before the pandemic is over."

'Excuse me young man, you are sleeping on a very rare collectible.'