Sentence Structure Sensei T-Shirts

"I'm writing an inverted sentence like you told me. That's what I'm doing."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Remedial Karate"

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

VACCINATION REFUSAL

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

Bicycle Pie Chart

"Dr. Sykes is our expert in anti-matter."

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

"you want to get out a bit more you do"

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

"We've replaced the old look with a new look to get a better outlook."

You say steam, water and snow are all the same thing? Chemistry. Yep -- They're "ice-otopes".

Conference Bingo

"That'll be another 50c for my retirement fund."

Sign on the door at Karate School.

"What if global warming is real?"

Teaching dog to fetch slippers.

Alien in Science Fiction Section

Martial arts man breaks chair when sitting down.

"Ten, night, eight, seven. . . ."

The Seam Reaper

"Actually, no, Sue—four is not a great age."

"No, I paid the electric bill."

'When you can grab the pebble from my hand, then you will be ready.'

"One of you will unfriend me."

"In my opinion we should lift the lockdown now... before the pandemic is over."

"This call may be recorded, set to music, and released on our own label, where we retain all rights. How can I help you today?"

Think Outside The Box: Sure - but just not outside my pay grade - okay?

Rudy, do you have a sec to chat? Did you just call me Rudy? It seems I did. You didn't call me geek, or loser, or knucklehead. You want something. You need a favor, don't you? You're kissing up to me! This is going to be very painful. I answer only to computer king love stud.