Sensei Pillows

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Hi-yah!"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

'Not that slowly back...'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Remedial Karate"

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

VACCINATION REFUSAL

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"you want to get out a bit more you do"

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

"Dr. Sykes is our expert in anti-matter."

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

"We've replaced the old look with a new look to get a better outlook."

Conference Bingo

"What if global warming is real?"

Sign on the door at Karate School.

"That'll be another 50c for my retirement fund."

golf

Alien in Science Fiction Section

Teaching dog to fetch slippers.

Martial arts man breaks chair when sitting down.

"Ten, night, eight, seven. . . ."

The Seam Reaper

"No, I paid the electric bill."

"I'm writing an inverted sentence like you told me. That's what I'm doing."

'When you can grab the pebble from my hand, then you will be ready.'

"One of you will unfriend me."

Be the ball.

"In my opinion we should lift the lockdown now... before the pandemic is over."

Think Outside The Box: Sure - but just not outside my pay grade - okay?