Scientific Sensei Pillows

"Dr. Sykes is our expert in anti-matter."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'Not that slowly back...'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Remedial Karate"

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

'It would be a kindness to tell he HAS won his Duke of Edinburgh Award.'

Bicycle Pie Chart

"you want to get out a bit more you do"

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

You say steam, water and snow are all the same thing? Chemistry. Yep -- They're "ice-otopes".

"We've replaced the old look with a new look to get a better outlook."

"That'll be another 50c for my retirement fund."

"What if global warming is real?"

Earthquake Research Society. The meeting's over already? Yep --- it was called to order at 8:00 and adjourned at 8:02 by a motion from the floor.

golf

Teaching dog to fetch slippers.

Alien in Science Fiction Section

"Are you real?"

The Seam Reaper

"Actually, no, Sue—four is not a great age."

"No, I paid the electric bill."

'When you can grab the pebble from my hand, then you will be ready.'

"One of you will unfriend me."

Be the ball.

Swindler's List

"In my opinion we should lift the lockdown now... before the pandemic is over."

"This call may be recorded, set to music, and released on our own label, where we retain all rights. How can I help you today?"

Think Outside The Box: Sure - but just not outside my pay grade - okay?

Rudy, do you have a sec to chat? Did you just call me Rudy? It seems I did. You didn't call me geek, or loser, or knucklehead. You want something. You need a favor, don't you? You're kissing up to me! This is going to be very painful. I answer only to computer king love stud.

'Excuse me young man, you are sleeping on a very rare collectible.'