Scientific Sensei Prints

"Dr. Sykes is our expert in anti-matter."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'Not that slowly back...'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Remedial Karate"

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

'It would be a kindness to tell he HAS won his Duke of Edinburgh Award.'

Bicycle Pie Chart

"you want to get out a bit more you do"

"We've replaced the old look with a new look to get a better outlook."

"That'll be another 50c for my retirement fund."

"What if global warming is real?"

golf

Teaching dog to fetch slippers.

Alien in Science Fiction Section

"Are you real?"

The Seam Reaper

"Actually, no, Sue—four is not a great age."

"No, I paid the electric bill."

'When you can grab the pebble from my hand, then you will be ready.'

"One of you will unfriend me."

Be the ball.

Swindler's List

"In my opinion we should lift the lockdown now... before the pandemic is over."

Think Outside The Box: Sure - but just not outside my pay grade - okay?

'Excuse me young man, you are sleeping on a very rare collectible.'