Science Sensei Gifts

"What if global warming is real?"

You say steam, water and snow are all the same thing? Chemistry. Yep -- They're "ice-otopes".

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

'Not that slowly back...'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

"Remedial Karate"

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

Jules Henri Poincare

Bicycle Pie Chart

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

Scientist looking down a microscope is being looked down a microscope by god.

"you want to get out a bit more you do"

"Dr. Sykes is our expert in anti-matter."

'If you think they're confused now, just wait till they start digging up dinosaur bones!'

"What we originally thought was a space-time wormhole, turned out to be a close-up of a 3/8 inch machine bolt."

"We've replaced the old look with a new look to get a better outlook."

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

Origin of Species - "This is hard to swallow."

"That'll be another 50c for my retirement fund."

'Oh, thunderation! Now everyone will want one and every little, rinky dink nation on earth will claim the inalienable right to own one. And the Chinese will pirate it and flood the market . . .'

Evolution of the PED X-Ing sign.

I can't fathom oceanography.

"Do you think we should have the barometer extended?"

golf

Max Planck