Techie Sensei Gifts

Rudy, do you have a sec to chat? Did you just call me Rudy? It seems I did. You didn't call me geek, or loser, or knucklehead. You want something. You need a favor, don't you? You're kissing up to me! This is going to be very painful. I answer only to computer king love stud.

Polly txt speak

'Here's MY information highway!'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Wikipedia...

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

The Plasmas.

"Remedial Karate"

Cybernetics Research Lab.

Computer whisperer.

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

Recycling bin for iPads.

'I embrace diversity. Some of my friends use Androids, some have iPhones, and others use Blackberries.'

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"Dr. Sykes is our expert in anti-matter."

"If we're supposedly descended from computers, how come we still have computers?"

"you want to get out a bit more you do"

'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'

"Welcome to the wise man on the mountain. My advice is now automated so listen carefully for your menu options. To continue in English press 1 now. For the meaning of life press 2 now..."

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

'So are you seeing anyone?'

"Hey - it says here that humans used to have these things called 'legs'. Apparently they used these legs to 'walk' to the shops and actually buy stuff in person...!"

You say steam, water and snow are all the same thing? Chemistry. Yep -- They're "ice-otopes".

"It was love at first google."

"What if global warming is real?"

"That'll be another 50c for my retirement fund."

Satellite crashes to earth.

"If you phone it in at work, make sure you have unlimited data."

By the time I found the key to success, they'd added a password.