Techie Sensei Mugs

Polly txt speak

'Here's MY information highway!'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Wikipedia...

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

The Plasmas.

"Remedial Karate"

Cybernetics Research Lab.

Computer whisperer.

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

"Dr. Sykes is our expert in anti-matter."

"you want to get out a bit more you do"

"If we're supposedly descended from computers, how come we still have computers?"

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"Welcome to the wise man on the mountain. My advice is now automated so listen carefully for your menu options. To continue in English press 1 now. For the meaning of life press 2 now..."

'So are you seeing anyone?'

"Hey - it says here that humans used to have these things called 'legs'. Apparently they used these legs to 'walk' to the shops and actually buy stuff in person...!"

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

"That'll be another 50c for my retirement fund."

Frank's endless supply of cheap dates.

Satellite crashes to earth.

"What if global warming is real?"

"If you phone it in at work, make sure you have unlimited data."