Electric Sensei Mugs

"No, I paid the electric bill."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

'Not that slowly back...'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

"Remedial Karate"

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

'It would be a kindness to tell he HAS won his Duke of Edinburgh Award.'

Bicycle Pie Chart

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

Money going to shark and piggy bank.

"you want to get out a bit more you do"

"Dr. Sykes is our expert in anti-matter."

"We've replaced the old look with a new look to get a better outlook."

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

You say steam, water and snow are all the same thing? Chemistry. Yep -- They're "ice-otopes".

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

Earthquake Research Society. The meeting's over already? Yep --- it was called to order at 8:00 and adjourned at 8:02 by a motion from the floor.

"What if global warming is real?"

"That'll be another 50c for my retirement fund."

golf

'Do you need anything at the Bulk Club? We're going there to buy toilet paper.'

"Why am I always attracted to women with an unpredictable, dangerous energy crackling under the surface?"

Alien in Science Fiction Section

The Seam Reaper

'When you can grab the pebble from my hand, then you will be ready.'

"One of you will unfriend me."

Be the ball.

"In my opinion we should lift the lockdown now... before the pandemic is over."

"This call may be recorded, set to music, and released on our own label, where we retain all rights. How can I help you today?"

Think Outside The Box: Sure - but just not outside my pay grade - okay?

Rudy, do you have a sec to chat? Did you just call me Rudy? It seems I did. You didn't call me geek, or loser, or knucklehead. You want something. You need a favor, don't you? You're kissing up to me! This is going to be very painful. I answer only to computer king love stud.