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"No, I paid the electric bill."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

'Not that slowly back...'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

"Remedial Karate"

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

'It would be a kindness to tell he HAS won his Duke of Edinburgh Award.'

Bicycle Pie Chart

Money going to shark and piggy bank.

"you want to get out a bit more you do"

"Dr. Sykes is our expert in anti-matter."

"We've replaced the old look with a new look to get a better outlook."

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

"What if global warming is real?"

"That'll be another 50c for my retirement fund."

golf

"Why am I always attracted to women with an unpredictable, dangerous energy crackling under the surface?"

Alien in Science Fiction Section

The Seam Reaper

'When you can grab the pebble from my hand, then you will be ready.'

"One of you will unfriend me."

Be the ball.

"In my opinion we should lift the lockdown now... before the pandemic is over."

Think Outside The Box: Sure - but just not outside my pay grade - okay?

'Excuse me young man, you are sleeping on a very rare collectible.'