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'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Once again, the epicenter seems to be Christian Slater."

"Remedial Karate"

Bicycle Pie Chart

'It would be a kindness to tell he HAS won his Duke of Edinburgh Award.'

"Should't we have a better backup system in case our monitoring equipment goes down than a bowl of jello?"

"Dr. Sykes is our expert in anti-matter."

"you want to get out a bit more you do"

"Here it is - 'Surviving an Earthquake'..."

Fissure waxing - Department of Seismology.

"We've replaced the old look with a new look to get a better outlook."

"Sometimes you eat the bear, Ellen. Sometimes the bear eats you."

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

"What if global warming is real?"

'...the quake was an aftershock to the latest shift in the prime rate.'

Alien in Science Fiction Section

'When it started sputtering I called a seismologist.'

Entering California/Entering San Andreas Fault.

The Seam Reaper

Earthquake scores

"No, I paid the electric bill."

Swindler's List

Seismology Department: good vibrations or bad vibrations.