Shelving Gifts

"You are so organized!"

Seven hours later, Gunther decided he'd just keep his Nobel Prize in the garage.

Let's get organized

"I've fixed the shelf, darling."

Interior design trends for parents....

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

I did it my way.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Snowman Driver

Early House Hunting.

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

Book Igloo

"There's probably room for one more."

Postman in the Snow

Hey! Built-ins! Carpenter Ants: Best-Case Scenario.

'I think someone wants you to search for buried bones.'

Shovels as Snow Shoes

Murder mystery bookshelf falls on passerby.

"Try to look housebroken."

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

"I can't get these new codes straight!"

'Whew! Done! ... oh for crying out loud! You gotta be kidding me!'

Spring Thaw Hits Scarsdale

'Faster Grace, it's gaining on you!'

'Find your car for a dollar, sir?'

Snow Shark

Best sellers. New releases. Books you still haven't finished yet, Claire.

"Kkerching."

"I tell you, it's way easier to put up bookshelves."

'Wow! How'd that Moses kid shovel our driveway so fast?'

Day 27 of self-isolation and the initial burst of enthusiasm to 'get things done' had swindled to nothing.