Budget Superhero Gifts

'Look like our bank statement is not making much of a statement.'

Inland Revenue providing tissues for clients

The Real Cost.

"The bills! The bills!"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

North Pole

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

Super-Mario Draghi

"I think it's time we cashed in our spare change. We could probably pay off our house."

'I want to discuss my salary!'

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

Will work for 6-figure salary, excellent health care plan, and generous retirement package.

'Dubious Adult Superpowers'

Safe under mattress.

Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)

"I'd like a 150% rise."

Welcome to 'Should've, Would've, Could've', the investment hindsight show.

'I'm just so worried about mercury in the water and sulfur dioxide in the air.'

'I'm the most popular employee in the company...I work in payroll services.'

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

'You never see one that says save some income.'

IPCC Climate Report

Security Blanket.

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

Saving for Winter.