Salary Superhero Gifts

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"I'd like a 150% rise."

'I'm the most popular employee in the company...I work in payroll services.'

'What do you mean you want a pay rise??? You only work once a year!!!'

'I'm supposed to be a bread winner. Trouble is I'm not winning.'

Will work for 6-figure salary, excellent health care plan, and generous retirement package.

'I want to discuss my salary!'

In basket-case.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

The Amazing Man-Spider

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"You've changed."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Middle-Age Superheroes

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Keyworker

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

The Family Joules: Part 16

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions