Salary Superhero Mugs

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"I'd like a 150% rise."

'I'm the most popular employee in the company...I work in payroll services.'

'What do you mean you want a pay rise??? You only work once a year!!!'

'I'm supposed to be a bread winner. Trouble is I'm not winning.'

Will work for 6-figure salary, excellent health care plan, and generous retirement package.

'I want to discuss my salary!'

In basket-case.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"You've changed."

Keyworker

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."