Superheroes Mugs

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"Yes, but what I really want to do is write children's books."

The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.

"The Court will allow the cape but will draw the line at the wind machine."

No Action Comics

"Do you ever find yourself wondering, 'What would Batman do in this situation?'"

'You're grounded.'

"Supermom isn't home right now - she's out fighting for truth, justice and a buck."

'Those work well. Now you hardly look anything like Superman.'

"Hold my hand and we can use the carpool lane."

A superhero urinates a hole in a wall.

"By your powers combined, I am going outside."

Superhero urinates.

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

"Besides caring too much? I'd probably have to go with Kryptonite."

"It used to be all about truth and justice. Now, mostly I fight for market share."

"Did you ever start to do something and then forget what the heck it was?"

"Ahhhh."

'Oh no! It's VAT man!'

'It's a copyright thing.'

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

"Memoir, Chapter 1. At times, I think I may have never fully gotten over the death of my parents..."

'I would have called you sooner, but I had no idea you handled ransomware attacks!'

'Without a green card, many super heroes from distant planets end up fighting grime.'

"It's very nice, Sir... But is it consistent with the voice of our brand?"

'This isn't what I had in mind when I said I wanted to be Iron Man!

'He dresses a little odd, but he's a super lawyer.'

Due Diligence Man

'It's a bird, it's a plane...it's superman! Oh brother, a bird and a plane aren't even close to the same size...I really need some new glasses.'

Introducing...Idiotman!

'...But first, this a job for litigator-man, who needs you to sign some release forms.'

"Nobody wants to hang out with Bedbug Man."

"Your sister got another promotion."

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

Rubberman begins to question his friendshis.