Superheroes Prints

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"Yes, but what I really want to do is write children's books."

The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.

"The Court will allow the cape but will draw the line at the wind machine."

No Action Comics

"Do you ever find yourself wondering, 'What would Batman do in this situation?'"

'You're grounded.'

"Supermom isn't home right now - she's out fighting for truth, justice and a buck."

"Hold my hand and we can use the carpool lane."

Superhero urinates.

A superhero urinates a hole in a wall.

"By your powers combined, I am going outside."

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

"Besides caring too much? I'd probably have to go with Kryptonite."

"It used to be all about truth and justice. Now, mostly I fight for market share."

"Did you ever start to do something and then forget what the heck it was?"

"Ahhhh."

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

"Memoir, Chapter 1. At times, I think I may have never fully gotten over the death of my parents..."

'I would have called you sooner, but I had no idea you handled ransomware attacks!'

"It's very nice, Sir... But is it consistent with the voice of our brand?"

'Without a green card, many super heroes from distant planets end up fighting grime.'

'He dresses a little odd, but he's a super lawyer.'

Due Diligence Man

Introducing...Idiotman!

'...But first, this a job for litigator-man, who needs you to sign some release forms.'

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

"Nobody wants to hang out with Bedbug Man."

"Your sister got another promotion."

Rubberman begins to question his friendshis.

Supercat

Beggar in superhero costume. Sign reads 'Will work for underdogs'.

Underwear Man and his disgruntled sidekick Laundry Woman

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

"There's a life lesson here, kid. Not all bad guys look like bad guys, and not all good guys look like good guys."