Budget Superhero Mugs

'Look like our bank statement is not making much of a statement.'

Inland Revenue providing tissues for clients

The Real Cost.

"The bills! The bills!"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

North Pole

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

Politically Correct Snowperson

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

'I want to discuss my salary!'

Super-Mario Draghi

"I think it's time we cashed in our spare change. We could probably pay off our house."

'Dubious Adult Superpowers'

Will work for 6-figure salary, excellent health care plan, and generous retirement package.

OK, so maybe we've all overscheduled our kids a little.

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

Safe under mattress.

Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)

"I'd like a 150% rise."

Welcome to 'Should've, Would've, Could've', the investment hindsight show.

'I'm just so worried about mercury in the water and sulfur dioxide in the air.'

'I'm the most popular employee in the company...I work in payroll services.'

IPCC Climate Report

"No matter what one says, a safe remains a good way to keep your money safe."

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

Stock Exchange. The stock price is being artificially pumped up! They're using share-oids!

Walking the Oil Plank.