Shopping Superhero Mugs

"You did it again, BJ. Yet another stirring demonstration of brand marketing!"

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Changing Room Decisions

Sales tied in knots

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

"I think it's time we cashed in our spare change. We could probably pay off our house."

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"

Man clothes shopping with wife sees signs for Women's Changing Rooms and Men's Stress Counsellor

Safe under mattress.

"Tenth circle. Ladies' shoes."

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

Twenty-first century baby walker

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

Welcome to 'Should've, Would've, Could've', the investment hindsight show.

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

Sweaters. Remember, son, we're men. We walk in, we buy, we walk out. No browsing.

Stock Exchange. The stock price is being artificially pumped up! They're using share-oids!

Security Blanket.

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

Saving for Winter.

"No matter what one says, a safe remains a good way to keep your money safe."

Supermarket customer types.

Christmas Special Shopping Trolley.

"They finished the work on our house. We found we had some money left on account of the builders not knowing it."

"Oh wait, we need to be on the 1-9 North bound escalator to get to the food court."

"Get a move on, my tranquillizer is wearing off!"

'I hate cold calls.'

'Do you remember those good old days when we had nothing to fear but fear itself?'

Line of children to see Santa Claus; Line of parents to use the ATM

...Let's talk about your sale's order.

"Attention, shoppers. We have another lost husband at the customer service counter."

The Commandos go shopping