Shopaholic Superhero Mugs

"I wish my wife's consumer confidence would slip!"

"I shop, therefore I am."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

"We've got an emergency out here, Doctor - a compulsive shopper with buyer's remorse!"

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"There's another one! Pull over!"

"Back here in 30 minutes?"

'You wouldn't stimulate the economy, so I did!'

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

Twenty-first century baby walker

'Don't worry about it. You're buying compulsion is perfectly normal.'

'Before you say anything, I've saved more than you earn in a month!'

'It's you.'

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

"The flowers, the perfume, the poetry, the promises. Man, I love shopping"

Supermarket customer types.

"Mr. Colton, do we stand behind our products?"

'I have this--wow! I must have THIS couch--deep seated envy complex...'

Missing Person: Last seen shopping

Sign in the front window of a shop that reads "50% off all worthless merchandise".

"Stop complaining. Who isn't broke?"

'You've not been panic buying shoes again?'

"Great news! I found the lost credit card this morning!"

"It was an impulse purchase."

"You never buy anything I want."

"Money talks. It says, 'spend me'."

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