Shopaholic Superhero Mugs

"I wish my wife's consumer confidence would slip!"

"I shop, therefore I am."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

"There's another one! Pull over!"

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

"We've got an emergency out here, Doctor - a compulsive shopper with buyer's remorse!"

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"Back here in 30 minutes?"

Twenty-first century baby walker

'You wouldn't stimulate the economy, so I did!'

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

'Don't worry about it. You're buying compulsion is perfectly normal.'

'Before you say anything, I've saved more than you earn in a month!'

"The flowers, the perfume, the poetry, the promises. Man, I love shopping"

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

'It's you.'

Supermarket customer types.

"Mr. Colton, do we stand behind our products?"

Missing Person: Last seen shopping

Sign in the front window of a shop that reads "50% off all worthless merchandise".

'I have this--wow! I must have THIS couch--deep seated envy complex...'

"Stop complaining. Who isn't broke?"

'You've not been panic buying shoes again?'

"Great news! I found the lost credit card this morning!"

"It was an impulse purchase."

"You never buy anything I want."

"Gee, I really like this one, too!"

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