Baby Budgeting Superhero Mugs

'Twins? But I can only afford one!'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Fuel bill gone through the roof

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

'Well I've finished the project on time and on budget!' 'Oh, that means I've given you too much time and too much money!'

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

'It says take all your medication - if you can afford it.'

"I think it's time we cashed in our spare change. We could probably pay off our house."

'Can I help? You bet your bottom dollar I can.'

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

'He's showing an interest in banking and finance.'

Safe under mattress.

"Under the new tax plan, do we get it in the neck more or less than under the old tax plan?"

'To save money, Bob started making his own wine. This Chablis, for example, only cost him $329 a bottle.'

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

"I agree, it fits perfectly...but not my budget!"

Minnesota Classroom.

Security Blanket.

Saving for Winter.

"No matter what one says, a safe remains a good way to keep your money safe."

Back to school expenses.

"Yes, we have three children. Their names are time guzzler, career killer, and cost factor."

'Sorry kids, we've had to introduce parenting fees.'

'Due to budget cutbacks on the picnic committee, I've downgraded the foie gras from triple A to AA+.'

"It's a quote from the builder, he's wanting £900 just to come around and sneer at us!"

"It drives me crazy when people whine about discrepancies in school funding..."

"It's back, sir! Consumer confidence is back!"

Back pain - Back to school.

'Look like our bank statement is not making much of a statement.'

"We could save a lot if we move the wedding to the front yard and document it with the doorbell camera."

'Hunting and gathering together saved our marriage, but the cost of daycare is killing us!'

'Looks like it's time to back up the truck - the garbage truck, that is.'