Baby Budgeting Superhero Pillows

'Twins? But I can only afford one!'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Fuel bill gone through the roof

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

'Well I've finished the project on time and on budget!' 'Oh, that means I've given you too much time and too much money!'

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

'It says take all your medication - if you can afford it.'

"I think it's time we cashed in our spare change. We could probably pay off our house."

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

'He's showing an interest in banking and finance.'

'Can I help? You bet your bottom dollar I can.'

Safe under mattress.

"Under the new tax plan, do we get it in the neck more or less than under the old tax plan?"

'To save money, Bob started making his own wine. This Chablis, for example, only cost him $329 a bottle.'

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

Minnesota Classroom.

"I agree, it fits perfectly...but not my budget!"

Security Blanket.

'Due to budget cutbacks on the picnic committee, I've downgraded the foie gras from triple A to AA+.'

Saving for Winter.

"No matter what one says, a safe remains a good way to keep your money safe."

"Yes, we have three children. Their names are time guzzler, career killer, and cost factor."

Back to school expenses.

"It's a quote from the builder, he's wanting £900 just to come around and sneer at us!"

'Sorry kids, we've had to introduce parenting fees.'

"It drives me crazy when people whine about discrepancies in school funding..."

"It's back, sir! Consumer confidence is back!"

Back pain - Back to school.

'Looks like it's time to back up the truck - the garbage truck, that is.'

It's been hard to find silver linings in this situation but I was able to buy this boat when my daughter had to switch from a huge to a tiny wedding.

'Look like our bank statement is not making much of a statement.'

'Hunting and gathering together saved our marriage, but the cost of daycare is killing us!'

"We could save a lot if we move the wedding to the front yard and document it with the doorbell camera."