Budget Superheroes Pillows

Student to other about ragged book: 'Some of these textbooks have really been through the grind.'

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

Fathers are Heroes

Super-Mario Draghi

"I think it's time we cashed in our spare change. We could probably pay off our house."

'I want to discuss my salary!'

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

OK, so maybe we've all overscheduled our kids a little.

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

'Dubious Adult Superpowers'

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

Will work for 6-figure salary, excellent health care plan, and generous retirement package.

Safe under mattress.

"I'd like a 150% rise."

Welcome to 'Should've, Would've, Could've', the investment hindsight show.

'I'm the most popular employee in the company...I work in payroll services.'

Super Heroes Society. Variety. Could we stop arguing about "box office" and actually fight some crime?!

"No matter what one says, a safe remains a good way to keep your money safe."

'You never see one that says save some income.'

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

Stock Exchange. The stock price is being artificially pumped up! They're using share-oids!

Security Blanket.

Saving for Winter.

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

Supermarket customer types.

Mothers are Heroes

'What do you mean you want a pay rise??? You only work once a year!!!'

'Look like our bank statement is not making much of a statement.'

She's Not Heavy, She's a Heroine

"They finished the work on our house. We found we had some money left on account of the builders not knowing it."

"Your issue should be simple to resolve. I'll just go and get someone less qualified to help you."