Salary Superstar Gifts

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

'How can you possibly feel threatened by someone half your age who makes twice your salary and doesn't wear socks?'

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

Step aerobics

"Must you sing, 'I'm in the mood for love' everytime you want sex?"

I downloaded some SAT practice tests. I'll time you. Ok. Ready. "If Ann spends every day obsessing over stupid tests,

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

'I want to discuss my salary!'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

George Best

Will work for 6-figure salary, excellent health care plan, and generous retirement package.

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

'I tripled my salary to give you all a good benchmark.'

"I'd like a 150% rise."

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

'Your standardized test scores are impressive, but we have no standardized jobs.'

Sports Agency. In my work as a sports agent, I told this athlete she needs to improve if she wants to be well-known. Ironically, in diving you become famous by not making a splash! I got this marathon competitor a sponsorship so he can focus on training. He's going to take the money and run! This sprinter will earn a bonus if he sets a record. Oh, going after some fast money! And I made this guy agree to give me an extra slice of his pay if I negotiated a great contract for him which I di

Employee of the Month - male.

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

'I'm the most popular employee in the company...I work in payroll services.'

Black is back!

'What do you mean you want a pay rise??? You only work once a year!!!'

'Getting old isn't so bad when you consider the only other alternative. . .'

'I think our fans are excited for us. It just doesn't seem like it because of doing 'The Wave' they do 'The Still Water'.'

Man celebrates his Google ranking.