Salary Superstar Gifts

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

'How can you possibly feel threatened by someone half your age who makes twice your salary and doesn't wear socks?'

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

Step aerobics

"Must you sing, 'I'm in the mood for love' everytime you want sex?"

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

'I want to discuss my salary!'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

Will work for 6-figure salary, excellent health care plan, and generous retirement package.

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

'I tripled my salary to give you all a good benchmark.'

"I'd like a 150% rise."

'Your standardized test scores are impressive, but we have no standardized jobs.'

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

Employee of the Month - male.

'I'm the most popular employee in the company...I work in payroll services.'

'What do you mean you want a pay rise??? You only work once a year!!!'

'Getting old isn't so bad when you consider the only other alternative. . .'

'I think our fans are excited for us. It just doesn't seem like it because of doing 'The Wave' they do 'The Still Water'.'

'...and let's get one thing straight. This ain't no yoga class for wimps.'

'Sometimes I wish I was all thumbs, then I could text faster.'