Collecting Superheroes Gifts

"I'll need a guano specimen."

"Don't fall for it, Dogman!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

International Women's Day

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

The Fourth Little Pig

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Cariactures

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

The Amazing Man-Spider

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Welcome Spring.

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

"You've changed."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'Super Dog'