Collecting Superheroes Gifts

"I'll need a guano specimen."

"Don't fall for it, Dogman!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

International Women's Day

Batman at the Maternity Ward

The Fourth Little Pig

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Cariactures

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

The Amazing Man-Spider

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Welcome Spring.

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'Super Dog'

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."