Shelter Gifts

Early House Hunting.

"Foster failure"

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Foster failure

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

Thinking "Inside the Box."

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Reading in the rain.

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

Don't ask the price - it's a pound.

"I'm thinking about moving out of the suburbs."

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

"That's better! - I can't bear the noise of the rain on my roof..."

Cattery and kennels

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

"Trust me — we’re better off in here."

Puppy Doghouse

Pet Shelter. If you can't decide which dog to adopt, try taking one for a walk. Leash to own!

"We’re ready when you are!"

'The man at the shelter promised he doesn't bark at all.'

Lady sees 'Stop' sign above cat at shelter, thinks, 'Well ... I did ask for a sign.'

"Aw, geez. Was that vase expensive?" "No, but those were the dog's ashes. We should head straight to the shelter."

"You the couple interested in the German Shepherd?"

Fallout Shelter