Shelter Design Gifts

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Foster failure"

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

Thinking "Inside the Box."

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'Mom! Dad! The thunder scares me! 'Billy! We're under here! (bed)

Early House Hunting.

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

"That's better! - I can't bear the noise of the rain on my roof..."

"I'm thinking about moving out of the suburbs."

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

"We’re ready when you are!"

Puppy Doghouse

"I need backup on 'D' Wing — they've built another den!"

'The man at the shelter promised he doesn't bark at all.'

Lady sees 'Stop' sign above cat at shelter, thinks, 'Well ... I did ask for a sign.'

"Aw, geez. Was that vase expensive?" "No, but those were the dog's ashes. We should head straight to the shelter."

"You the couple interested in the German Shepherd?"

The Gardener's Calendar: Repair anything lifted by frost.

'At least we have a roof over our heads.'

"Try to look housebroken."

No-Kill Ambitions.

Honest Harry's Last Chance Pet Adoption...

'Edna, these folks say they got driven out of Paradise and they ask if they can stay in the barn for a while...'