Shelters Gifts

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Try to look housebroken."

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

'Animal shelter'

'Call me in two weeks' time.'

"Foster failure"

Foster failure

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

Thinking "Inside the Box."

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

Early House Hunting.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

"I'm thinking about moving out of the suburbs."

Don't ask the price - it's a pound.

Cattery and kennels

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

"Trust me — we’re better off in here."

Puppy Doghouse

"I need backup on 'D' Wing — they've built another den!"

"We’re ready when you are!"

'The man at the shelter promised he doesn't bark at all.'

Lady sees 'Stop' sign above cat at shelter, thinks, 'Well ... I did ask for a sign.'

"Aw, geez. Was that vase expensive?" "No, but those were the dog's ashes. We should head straight to the shelter."

"You the couple interested in the German Shepherd?"