Shelter T-Shirts

Early House Hunting.

"Foster failure"

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Foster failure

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

Thinking "Inside the Box."

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Reading in the rain.

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

Don't ask the price - it's a pound.

"That's better! - I can't bear the noise of the rain on my roof..."

"I'm thinking about moving out of the suburbs."

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

Cattery and kennels

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

"Trust me — we’re better off in here."

"We’re ready when you are!"

Puppy Doghouse

'The man at the shelter promised he doesn't bark at all.'

Lady sees 'Stop' sign above cat at shelter, thinks, 'Well ... I did ask for a sign.'

"Aw, geez. Was that vase expensive?" "No, but those were the dog's ashes. We should head straight to the shelter."

"You the couple interested in the German Shepherd?"

'At least we have a roof over our heads.'