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No-Kill Ambitions.

"Foster failure"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Foster failure

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

Thinking "Inside the Box."

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

Orange Bengal Tiger

Early House Hunting.

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

"Plastic?"

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

'Be careful, I hear he kills cats.'

Fight against theft of endangered species

"Oh, I'm saving that for Lord Attenborough."

"...if you don't come on out of there, I'll call the RSPCA."

"Give it to me straight. Am I on the endangered list?"

'The keepers will be in soon - we better get back to the straw and bamboo.'

"I'm thinking about moving out of the suburbs."

"Being from a protected species is no free pass for bullying! Stop charging at everything that moves!"

Protection animals

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

"Hang in there! The polar ice cap is melting."