Rescue Animal Supporter Pillows

"I retired from avalanche rescue. I still want to help people, so now I come to your home and provide tech support."

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"Tallyho!"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

Save the whales

Vigilante Dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

"I hope you've had your shots!"

Car Rides - Cats

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

"There goes your father again... luckily we have a rescue cat."

DIY Butchers

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

'I have to ask you this before I say yes to a date - you don't contribute to global warming very often, do you?'

My master abandoned me because I had more 'likes' than he does. Please help.