Animal Activists Pillows

Microbiology lab.

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

"When is my next parole hearing?"

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

dog vs UFO...

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"I have no thumbs."

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

"Be kind"

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

Armstrong, the only doctor covered in the new health plan you got me is a veterinarian! Beats no coverage. Yeah, if you're a parakeet. You're so cheap. You don't value me at all. You ingrate. I didn't have to give you health benefits. Lots of employers don't cover their animals. You mean workers. Stop your barking.

The Golfing Accident

Butterfly herders of the wild west.