Animal Advocates Gifts

Deer sitting in house surrounded by mounted human heads.

Spayed A Spayed

Duck paramedics.

"As an expert in loyalty, Fido will create an emotional bond with each customer."

'May I strongly suggest the soy burger?'

'Officer, I'm not sure if my Dad is drunk. He's just old so he doesn't know any of the new tricks like touching his nose.'

Endangered species: African elephants, orangutans, dogfish, and journalists in Turkey.

'Steve says Air Canada may ban cats from some of their flights... I'm not unhappy! There wasn't that much leg room.'

Magician has huge top hat: 'The RSPCA says I have to give the rabbit more room.'

Cats that don't land on their feet.

"Of course I enjoy being slaughter."

"Hit me one more time Balaam and I am contacting PETA."

"Frankly, I'm not sure your disguise will fool the poachers..."

"Looks like we'll be walking today. The horses are staging a sit in."

"Yes to the burl-wood dash, no to the leather seats."

"Three years may not sound a lot to you. But, in dog years that's a life sentence!"

Non P.C.: "This is my dog, Dover." or P.C.: "This is my animal companion, Mr.Dover."

"Do you have a job that doesn't require opposable thumbs?"

Dogs hanging heads out of airplane.

"Too bad for you that the judge rules in favor of dogs playing in varsity sorts."

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

Sydney anti lockdown demonstrator endears himself to the world

Mcdonalds changes beef patty recipe but denies Jamie Oliver revelations were the reason.

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

'Grievous bodily harm and the crowd is cheering! That's it, I'm calling my lawyer!'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

The Badlands! A dry and deserted landscape where deadly rattlesnakes and packs of sharp-toothes coyotes roam the night looking for prey. And also, Fifi.

IUCN Pronouns

Cat Heaven,

'Looks like Corky's going to be okay honey. The Vet just gave me the thumbs up sign.' A vet has just given a man a large drawing of a thumbs up

They're testing new dog food!

'If we could just figure out some high-energy diet, we wouldn't have to spend the whole day eating.'

"How ahat's a great guide dog!"

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

'I love poetry and adore the theatre but watch any wildlife documentary and it's 'killer this, killer that'...'